SONA: “Yes, we sold out your parents to the apartheid government, so what are you gonna do about it?”

Believe it or not, it was no SONA day yesterday but a day of a confession and bragging rights. All we saw were junior sellouts in red overalls imploring senior sellouts in an Oscar winning, well rehearsed performance where senior traitors were in a 'lead me' session by junior snitches; prosecutor vis-à-vis plaintiff style in court to reveal to the world without shame that indeed senior traitors worked for F.W de Klerk in the past and granted another chance they don’t mind repeating it today with aplomb...

Only this time around the roles were reversed as the rat was chasing the cat and the plaintiff was leading the prosecutor!

Otherwise, why didn’t Speaker Thandi Modise instruct the parliament security personnel to eject the EFF like Baleka Mbete used to do during Zuma’s SONA disruptions? Why did the EFF eventually volunteer to walk out of parliament when during Zuma's tenure they screamed until they were forcefully removed? Because the whole satire was a PR exercise for EFF in disguise.

So it is no longer a shame to show off your askari badge in public these days? Just flaunt it for everyone to see so that young people may learn from the despicable seniors that white mass murderers and racists bigots in South Africa are gods worthy of worship like F.W de Klerk. AmaNdebele athi: “Tlogela legoa le o rithe, otherwise, o tla bolaya oorlosie ya Zimu oa chelete.”

Yesterday the whole country was told oop-oog that the apartheid spies are in charge of the ANC government since 2017 and they are sick and tired now of staying in the closets. So what are we gonna do about it?

Fortunately the NGC was watching yesterday and noted what a big mishap Nasrec was. According to our reliable sources on the ground 2/3rd of ANC Branches have already started rewriting that script for a final showdown come June this year. After the NGC; the askaris will be remembered for staying 2 years in government before getting chucked out.

We didn’t know that one day the apartheid spies will pull off their masks in public like that and tell everyone that they sold us out as black people and they ain’t apologetic about it. That’s why we are still being sold out to the lowest bidder today, it’s a question of: “So what are you gonna do about it, Field Nigger? The House Nigger is in charge here.”

The NGC have noted the question and the good answer is being prepared come June.

“There will be blood on the floor”: The ANC Branches have sworn to remove all apartheid spies from the leadership of the ANC at the NGC in June. They say they will do this in honour of Mama Winnie Mandela and all other martyrs of the liberation struggle who perished at the hands of these snitches and their masters 

Since early this morning, our hounds on the ground have been sniffing around on the sentiments of the ANC branches countywide regarding what unfolded yesterday in parliament and the branches are seething with rage at the desecration of the ANC’s name as a vanguard movement in the fashion it happened yesterday. One Branch Chairman went as far as summing up the events of yesterday in parliament as: “Pissing on the graves of the martyrs of our glorious movement.”

It was noted that the EFF was given 90 minutes of free PR exercise to save its collapsing face as fake freedom fighters the same way Michael Jackson’s cosmetic surgeons kept doing so with his nose until it literally fell off before he died. And EFF’s cosmetic surgeon at work yesterday was none other than the wife of the late Joe Modise, who decided to erase all possible doubts about her husband’s security status yesterday.

No wonder Joe Modise was always at loggerheads with the late Chris Hani in exile. Mama Limpho Hani would never kiss de Klerk like that, let alone hug the stinking apartheid killer skunk like that! As for what Cyril Ramaphosa ranted about yesterday for almost 2 hours; we’ll refer to William Shakespeare’s satire and call it by its real name: “Much ado about nothing”.

Ramaphosa's satire was such a long, tedious damp squib it doesn’t deserve our reponse. The future of this country now lies in the hands of the NGC come June, finish and klaar.